Chapter 149 : Eat Your Medicine, You Dunce! (30)

Have you ever thought about robbing a bank? Well you’ve come to the right place. 

According to the FBI, successful morning robberies yield $5,180 while successful afternoon robberies yield $3,705.

But why rob a U.S. bank when you can catch a flight to the UK and potentially earn much more?

Average proceeds from a UK robbery (successful or unsuccessful) is ~$30,000.

That’s a hell of a lot more! And a flight to UK is surely cheap enough to not impact your bottom line.

Conclusion: Rob a UK bank in the morning. Oh, and don’t forget to paypal me some of your earnings if you do succeed.

Works Cited: Levitt, Steven D., and Stephen J. Dubner. When to Rob a Bank: … and 131 More Warped Suggestions and Well-Intended Rants. Harpercollins Canada, 2016.

Chapter 149 : Eat Your Medicine, You Dunce! (30)

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  1. GonZ · Apr 18, 2018

    FBI: *knocks at your door*

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  2. Mushroom Head · Apr 18, 2018

    Omg so strange yet so true

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  3. Xiao Feng · Apr 17, 2018

    Sound about right~

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  4. Ars · Editor · Apr 17, 2018

    This blob would like to remind other blobs to not commit crimes!

    ...But if you do, remember to paypal me some of your earnings, too!!

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    • blobber · Translation Checker · Apr 17, 2018

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    • Anonymous · Apr 19, 2018

      Where to PayPal? :)

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