Blobber’s Holiday Gift Guide
I know the holidays are here, and everyone’s like what the hell do I buy for my office secret santa party. Like, gosh. I don’t even know Samantha (nothing on all the Samanthas in the world). Fear not! Behold my holiday gift guide!
1. Lindt White Peppermint Truffles
2. Ghirardelli Peppermint Bark
You might be like, “Blobber, what in tarnation. Your list is just chocolate!”
And I’ll just say, “Hush child. Read the latest chapter and you’ll be craving chocolate by the end too.”