Q: Why are dragons filthy rich?
A: When you cross a long lifespan with the tendency to hoard money, you get the magic of … (drumroll please) … Compound interest!! (This is definitely a reminder to the kiddos out there that a nickel saved today is a dollar when you retire.)
Anyway, where were we? Right right, POOR FRUYS!!! What will become of him and Adam?
In her free time, she rewrites lyrics to songs like Whitney Houston's I Whale Always Love You, and when it comes to Christmas and chocolate, expect to be inundated by an over-whale-ming uncontainable never-before-seen excitement. When it comes to reading, Blobber whaley loves mystery, fantasy, thriller, and science fiction.
By now, you might be thinking, "Crikey! When whale the puns stop! This is overkrill!" So I'll end it here for you. (You're whale-come)