Chapter 269 : You Rock, Highgod! (19)

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Yue Yao had become mentally-impaired.

That was the price she had to pay.

Because the insects preferred women, they would transfer to female bodies during intercourse.

There were many insects in Zi Huan’s body; adding to the ones initially present within her, it was a miracle Yue Yao was still alive.

Cang Lan didn’t know how to describe his feelings towards this development. It wasn’t heartache, it was more like…an instinctual desire to do something for her.

“Cang Lan-gege,” Yue Yao shook Cang Lan’s arm. “Yue Yao wants kisses.”

“Let’s get your hands cleaned up first.” Cang Lan tried to pull Yue Yao to her feet, but she remained stubbornly sat on the floor and refused to get up. Tears were beginning to streak down her filthy face. “Don’ wanna. I wan’ a kiss. Cang Lan-gege always gave me lots of kisses before.”

Cang Lan frowned. ‘Since when have I kissed her?’

“I’ll go find Master. Master will give me kisses.” Yue Yao suddenly clambered up, lifted her skirt and ran out.

Cang Lan watched Yue Yao’s departing figure. He didn’t run after her, only staring thoughtfully into space.

Yue Yao ran off to find Zi Huan. When she found him, he was in the middle of a discussion on the battle strategy the immortals would use to counter Dong Jing. However, this was interrupted by Yue Yao barging in.

The group’s discussion was forcibly halted.

It wasn’t the first time this had happened.

Were it not for the fact that Yue Yao had only become like this due to her sacrifice for the greater good, along with the fact that the Jade Emperor was lenient towards her, she would’ve been locked up long ago.

Yue Yao leapt straight into Zi Huan’s arms, her filthy hands clinging to his clothes and leaving dirt marks on them.

“Master, kiss!”

Zi Huan frowned slightly. With the upcoming major battle, no one had the time to take care of Yue Yao, so there was an unpleasant stench clinging to her.

One might not be able to smell it from a distance, but Zi Huan was currently up close and personal; the stench wafted into his nostrils.

“Master is busy. Go outside and wait for a bit.” Zi Huan tried his best to soften his tone as he bore with the stench.

“Don’ wanna! Want kisses!” Yue Yao puckered her lips and aimed a peck at Zi Huan’s own, causing his face to turn dark.

“Enough!” He pushed Yue Yao away, his gaze then sweeping over the others in the room. They immediately lowered their heads, not daring to look any further.

“Wu wu wu, Master is being mean to me.” Yue Yao started crying and restlessly began wriggling against Zi Huan.

Zi Huan could feel a headache beginning to form, but he couldn’t use violence against her.

“All of you, return first. We will discuss this later.” Zi Huan dismissed the others.

Once the room was empty, Zi Huan brought the noisy Yue Yao to the back of the room, stripped her naked, and then tossed her into the bathtub to clean her.

There were still some insects left in his body which he needed to remove.

Women weren’t as important to men as their own self-interest and power. When they had the means, they could pamper you to the heavens. However, when they needed you to contribute, they wouldn’t bat an eye even if the price was your life.

……

As of late, Shi Sheng had been wandering the Mortal Realm with her group of devil beast followers.

Well, more accurately, they were dragging her along with them.

She just didn’t understand why they liked her so much. She could’ve sworn she didn’t have any weird halo that attracted oddballs to her!

‘Just why am I hanging out with a bunch of animals?’

“Boss, Boss, there’s a city up ahead! Should we go start a massacre?”

Shi Sheng was lying on a rattan recliner. Upon hearing them speak, she replied in annoyance, “What massacre? All you guys know is to kill. Have some goals.”

“We do have a goal!” The devil beast rebutted, “We have a grand plan: to dominate the three realms!”

‘Whoa, what? These beasts had such an awesome goal? Couldn’t tell…’

Shi Sheng opened her eyes to look at the devil beast that had spoken before shaking her head speechlessly. ‘Really now…conquer the world? With your guts? Where would that put Dong Jing?

‘Now that guy’s got the potential to conquer the world.’

“Boss, Boss! Trust us, we can definitely do it!” The devil beasts had resolute expressions on their faces.

“You go, Pikachus!” Shi Sheng nodded ‘sincerely’.

“Boss, why don’t you come and show off your power?” The devil beasts earnestly requested.

Shi Sheng, “…” ‘So…just what is my role here?’

Of course, she was firm in her refusal to go.

Left with no other choice, her followers could only go off to play on their own.

They were pretty much invincible against mortals anyway.

Devil beasts seemed to have an innate enmity against any sort of two-legged creature. They eventually ended up locking up all the city’s inhabitants…for the sake of having a stored food reserve.

Shi Sheng speechlessly watched this happen. ‘Stored food reserve…you guys don’t even eat humans! What stored food?!’

Yep, these weirdos didn’t eat humans. Their reason was something along the lines of there being more chance of a heart demon appearing.

‘Heart demon my ass! You guys wish to conquer the world yet you worry about getting a heart demon? Really…what a bunch of idiots! If you wanna accomplish something big, you gotta not care about dying!

Serves these dumb beasts right that they never managed to conquer the world, even though they’ve been wanting to do so since the Desolate Era…’

……

Shi Sheng wandered about in many places with her group of devil beast followers. Before she knew it, her followers had already conquered most of the Mortal Realm.

Yet the human race directed all of their hatred towards her.

Shi Sheng could swear that she really hadn’t done anything. All she had done was to sit and eat melon seeds as she watched her devil beast fans fight.

After they were done fighting, this group of simpletons would always run back to her excitedly, looking for praise.

As a result, she was remembered by the human race and granted the ‘honour’ of taking the top spot on their collective blacklist.

Shi Sheng wished to express her thoughts right now, ‘This really isn’t my(bbb) fault! Why are you guys so unreasonable? The ones who attacked you are clearly that group of animals over there! Why am I(bbb) the only one getting the blame?!’

“Boss, Boss, look! These little white-faces look pretty good. Why don’t you keep them to warm your bed?” Several devil beasts who had assumed human form presented several actual human men to Shi Sheng.

Shi Sheng was currently sitting without a care for her image. Her eyes had been half-closed, but they opened and calmly swept over the humanoid devil beasts.

For the sake of being able to better distinguish them, Shi Sheng gave the devil beasts names. From tallest to shortest, it went Yi, Er, San, Si, Wu, Liu[1].

The one who had spoken just now was Yi-Yi.

Yes, they had repeated-syllable names. Cute, wasn’t it?

You can imagine how amazing the scene of a bunch of burly men with such cutesy names was…

“Witch, we’ll never submit to you! Even if you have our bodies, you’ll never have our hearts!!!”

“Witch, don’t think we’re afraid of you! Let us go and we’ll fight fair and square one-on-one!”

Shi Sheng pointed at the man who wanted to fight her. “San-San, drag him out and give him a proper beating.”

“Ah? But this little white-face is the best looker.” San-San scratched his head. ‘Don’t humans all like pretty faces? Those other humans say this one looks the best, so how come Boss is telling us to beat him up?’

“You can avoid his face.” Shi Sheng gave a slight smile.

San-San appeared to have been enlightened. “Oh, yes! We can just avoid the face!”

He grabbed the man and began dragging him outside.

“Witch, let me go if you’ve got the balls!”

Shi Sheng propped up her chin, lips raising slightly as she spoke in a light tone, “I don’t have balls.”

“Witch! You’ll die a terrible death! You bitch! Vile—”

“Fuck! Dare to insult our Boss?! Fuck avoiding the face, just beat him up! We’ll find new little white-faces for Boss!”

Shi Sheng, “…” ‘I don’t really want little white-faces… Also, that’s not how you use the term!!!’


[1] This is the pinyin for numbers in Chinese. I didn’t want to translate it, because as a name, it sounds so awkward to say “Three-Three” or “Threesy”


Author’s note:

[Update]

This is to thank the little angels who’ve donated~

Little Fairy: Are there any votes today?

Little Angel(s): Yes!

Little Fairy: Then have you given them to me?

Little Angel(s): No. Want kisses.

Little Fairy: …Come on! Mutual destruction! *draws sword*

System: You have lost your little angels for good.

Little Fairy: …I choose death.

Wenhui

Wenhui is a kind and caring translator who couldn’t resist sharing her love for novels with everyone out there. She was so eager to share it, that she went as far as to create a blog just for that very purpose. Her editor Reekahia was lured in for the ride …

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  1. Nelly · Nov 29, 2018

    Okay the amount of disgust I feel for those immortals. Especially that disgusting high god. Fuck!!

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  2. Hyena · Nov 28, 2018

    Pffft. Why would God Sheng care about a measly mortal realm? She doesn't even care about the Heavenly Realm! Also, let's not look for white-faces! Let's look for our female lead!~

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  3. PurityByDarkness · Nov 28, 2018

    Thank you for your hard work, can't wait for more!

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  4. PasserByJustWokeUp · Nov 28, 2018

    fufufu, come on shi sheng, keep the beast in ur space lol . Ty for chap .

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  5. GonZ · Nov 28, 2018

    Meatbun Delivery~
    Thank you for the chapter ( ●w●)

    What a cute bunch of pikachuus~
    *hides from another typer of rodent*

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    • Anra7777 · Nov 28, 2018

      Piiiikkkaaaa~~ *in exchange for acting cute, swipes remains buns to give to wifey*

      Reply · 1 Likes ·
  6. ricecal · Nov 28, 2018

    Thank you very much

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  7. CatBunn · Nov 27, 2018

    I hate the FL but I want the ML and ancient god along with all those other shitty immortals to suffer along with her. It's unfair that they get to keep their sanity and power while she alone suffers when they're just as incorrigible and selfish. Thanks for the update love ❤️

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    • Whjin · Dec 4, 2018

      I agree 100% they're all equally horrible, the fl shouldn't deserve all the shame just cause she's female.

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  8. Ssavilin · Nov 27, 2018

    Don't tell that little white face is Feng Ci

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  9. Anonymous · Nov 27, 2018

    Will she find her soulmate from one of little white-faces that the devil beasts brought?

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  10. Sakura Natsume · Nov 27, 2018

    The FL always gets the short end of the stick... but that's just way God Sheng likes it!
    So I can't care less if they get dismembered or whatever.

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    • Sakura Natsume · Nov 27, 2018

      That's just THE way God Sheng likes it.
      Sorry, just fixing the omitted word!

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  11. Pan · Nov 27, 2018

    LO the FL indeed ended up with the insect...
    the best end for the FL, not that changed much from her previous self

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  12. Pizuya · Nov 27, 2018

    smh people blaming SS when she didnt do anything
    truly "being wronged"

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  13. Puddingmoon · Nov 27, 2018

    Shi Sheng is innocent! All she did was wreck the immortal realm! You puny mortals aren’t even worth an afterthought! *spits*

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  14. Gail · Nov 27, 2018

    so cuteeee. beasties are so cute

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  15. Anonymous · Nov 27, 2018

    Thanks for this chapter! Can't wait for the next one!😋

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  16. seabuckthorn · Nov 27, 2018

    Thanks for chapter! Our Sheng-jie attracts loyal brainless muscle-heads like magnet

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  17. Anonymous · Nov 27, 2018

    Thanks for the new chapter!

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  18. WhisperingSnow · Nov 27, 2018

    We just want our Feng-ge(je)-s!

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  19. Cloverlin · Nov 27, 2018

    hahah... we want Sheng-ge

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    • Cloverlin · Nov 27, 2018

      Sheng-ge don't want little white faces but her dear Feng Ci.. if those little beasties knows it.. for sure, they're going to search and collect those people with named Feng Ci

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      • Cloverlin · Nov 27, 2018

        Thanks for the wonderful chapter

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  20. Anonymous · Nov 27, 2018

    Thank you for the chapter. ZH is the worst slag teacher I've read about so far.

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  21. forgottenarrow · Nov 27, 2018

    I always wonder how much of this SS did on purpose.

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    • Phour · Nov 28, 2018

      I thin she figured out that her Feng Ci wasn't here and stopped caring. So, world destruction is obviously the only logical next step.

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