Chapter 177: Server Enemy No.1 (25)

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System Announcement: Li Suo has lit Beautiful Land for his wife, Sang Yu’s Not Late. May they together enjoy the best this life has to offer!

The background suddenly went dark. Clusters of fireworks soared from the base of Dream Restoration Peak, spreading over the sky like a painting on a scroll. It was both stunning and beautiful.

The scene lasted for a minute. In the final ten seconds, the light of the fireworks came together to form the name “Sang Yu’s Not Late”.

Shi Sheng propped up her chin, a thoughtful expression on her face. ‘Hey, expensive stuff does look good.

But you say you want me to light this kind of romantic thing for that little bitch, Ink Seeker? In your dreams! No—not even in your dreams!’

[World] Sang Yu’s Not Late : [Thank you, Dashen.]

[World] Li Suo : [Call me husband.]

[World] [email protected] : [i’m just a lame uncle but even i could feel the romance! looking for a wife! pls apply!]

[World] Just Watching Shows : [[email protected], i like you! let’s be gay together!]

[World] [email protected] : [get lost! i want a girl!]

[World] Music For Miles : [husband!]

[World] Sang Yu’s Not Late : [Husband.]

Shi Sheng’s message appeared at the same time Sang Yu’s Not Late’s did. For three seconds, a strange silence fell over the world chat, and then messages suddenly popped up like the plague.

[World] Wind Between My Legs, Butt Itches : [i knew music for miles had an enmity with li suo dashen and his wife! she even speaks up at this kind of moment…]

[World] Mu Li In Love : [music, ur shameless! Big Bro Li didn’t tell you to call him, so what’re you calling him for?!]

[World] [email protected] : [is this a love triangle? a square? a pentagon??? this world is too complex, i want to go back to mars to find a wife]

[World] Illusory Dream : [music’s shameless!]

[World] Ink Seeker : [I’m the one she’s calling.]

[World] Music For Miles : [idiot, you think your big bro li’s the only married man in the server? that must be such a strain on him, not even 4 kidneys could save him!]

[World] Harry’s Noble Deer : [pfft~ first thing i see logging on is my lil musey being cool again. hahaha, lil musey is just as awesome as always!]

[World] Just Watching Shows : [mama, there’s someone abusing single dogs here]

System Announcement: Godly Tycoon has lit Beautiful Land for his wife, Snowfall Undermoon. May they together enjoy the best this life has to offer!

More Beautiful Land scenery appeared, causing Shi Sheng to roll her eyes while messaging Ink Seeker.

[PM] Music For Miles : [what’re you just standing there for? continue lighting those fireworks!]

[PM] Ink Seeker : [I’m waiting for you to use Beautiful Land for me.]

[PM] Music For Miles : [you’re thinking too much. hurry up and light those fireworks!]

‘I’m(bbb) not telling him I(bbb) bought so many on purpose just to troll him…’

[PM] Ink Seeker : [……]

Looking at the number of fireworks still left in his inventory, Ink Seeker quietly used a macro. After all, it would take forever to light all of them if he did it manually.

Right now, what mattered most for players in the game wasn’t the lore or gameplay, but the daily routine of watching Music For Miles show off and then get chased.

The game company found that this server was particularly popular with players, so much so that there were often complaints from players who couldn’t enter.

At first, they hadn’t known why. ‘There’s so many green light servers1! Why are you guys so insistent on this one! What’s wrong with these people???’

Then, they discovered that in this server was an eccentric couple that went around ‘making things livelier’. Even the GM liked this server. Games should be lively like this.

However, it was at this time that someone suddenly submitted an anonymous report that the two were cheating.

Cheating was one of the things that the game developers took very seriously. After seeing the screenshot evidence and description from the anonymous reporter, the company started investigating.

Did Ink Seeker use cheats? Of course.

Although his character was high-levelled, his equipment was so inferior that he wouldn’t be able to beat anyone without cheating.

Fairness?

Ink Seeker would like to say he didn’t know the meaning of this word.

Did Shi Sheng use cheats? Obviously.

Did you really think she had an endless stream of money to burn?

‘Illegal? That’s only if they can catch me!’

In all honesty, the game company had no way of dealing with these two. They completely ignored things like the law and justice, yet they also had the ability to get away with it.

Though the developers had investigated these two accounts, they couldn’t find any abnormalities. Yet it was clear from Shi Sheng and Ink Seeker’s behavior that there was something going on—and so, they now had a new GM “bodyguard”.

[Party] Music For Miles : [let’s go kill someone]

[Party] Ink Seeker : [Who?]

[Party] Music For Miles : [66]

‘Sonovabitch, which little bitch was it who dared to report me? Don’t let me find out who you are!’

[Party] GM66 : [Dashens, I’m still here, you know. Please don’t plot to kill me right in front of me.]

[Party] Music For Miles : [then come over here and lemme kill you]

[Party] GM66 : [You’ll be locked up for killing me.]

[Party] Ink Seeker : [We won’t.]

[Party] GM66 : [?]

Although he wasn’t an actual NPC, you’d still be thrown into prison for attacking him.

Shi Sheng and Ink Seeker forcibly dragged GM66 into a dungeon. Rather than attacking the boss, they instead held GM66 down and beat him up.

When he died, they’d simply use Resurrection Pills to revive him. It was simply inhumane, this horrible scene of abuse.

Because there was a special objective in this dungeon, friendly fire was on.

[Party] GM66 : [Dashen, please let me off!]

‘Which other Dashen is as forthcoming and violent as this one? No wonder the people outside don’t respect her at all! They even chase after her all the time!’

[Party] Music For Miles : [sure, now tell me, who reported us?]

[Party] GM66 : [I don’t know.]

[Party] Ink Seeker : [Revive.]

Shi Sheng immediately force-revived GM66 with a Resurrection Pill, and in the next second, he collapsed again.

GM66 insisted he didn’t know, so the two continued playing around with him.

[Loudspeaker] Snowfall Undermoon : [lil musey, you’ve alrdy been inside that dungeon for ages alrdy! at least come out for some fresh air!]

Shi Sheng stopped killing GM66 and left the dungeon. Just as GM66 was beginning to think she’d left for good, she came back in with a group of people.

[Party] Snowfall Undermoon : [not getting locked up for killing NPCs? sounds great, sign me up!]

[Party] Drunkalone Undermoon : [enter]

The group surrounded GM66 and forced him into the dungeon. This GM was enough for them to play with for the day.

This was definitely the darkest day of GM66’s life. It made him want to quit his job.

[Party] GM66 : [Dashen, I really don’t know! I’m just an employee, why cause trouble for little old me?]

Shi Sheng used a skill, causing GM66 to eat dirt again.

[Party] GM66 : [Dashen, I really don’t know!]

[Party] Windsong Undermoon : [not letting up eh?]

[Party] Music For Miles : [no worries, there’s nothing fun to do anyways, we can take our time]

[Party] GM66 : [The Camp War’s starting soon! Why would Dashen not have anything fun to do? There’s also Twinklegem Tower, the first clear still hasn’t been taken yet! Dashen, you took the first clear for floor 70, you can definitely claim first clear for floor 120! Please let me off!]

The group ganked GM66 for quite a while, though they soon got bored since the GM didn’t drop any experience or loot.

Shi Sheng opened up the Shop to have a look at some of the items available. ‘As expected of a “masterpiece”, this game offers such a variety of trolling tools!’


Author’s note:

Update. Don’t know what to say, but I feel like something’s missing if I don’t say anything…

Okay then, here I go:

*acts cute and rolls around*

PLEASE GIVE ME VOTES~

  1. Meaning these servers can handle more new players with no problem. Old servers tend to be red light since they’ll have been filled up already.

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  1. Vannie · Jun 14, 2018

    *sigh*
    Shi Sheng have ruled another world to the point that even the GM and dev of that world can't stop them

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  2. Gatoz · Jun 10, 2018

    I love the author

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  3. Russ · Jun 9, 2018

    I’ve bee curious for the longest time, why is there a (bbb) when Shi Sheng refers to herself??

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    • Wenhui · Translator · Jun 10, 2018

      It stands for ben bao bao, which is like how princes refer to themselves as benwang or princesses as bengong

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      • Russ · Jun 11, 2018

        Ohhh thank you 😊

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  4. Anonymous · Jun 9, 2018

    ‘*acts cute and rolls around*’

    AHAHAHAHHAHA!!!
    I love the author :3

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  5. Christine · Jun 9, 2018

    Ink Seeker is definitely my favourite ML out of all the worlds so far. He's just as recklessly shameless as she is. I laughed my head off for this chapter.

    That feeling when your favourite ship is completely in-tune with each other

    My favourite arc in the series so far Hats off to Wenhui and her team. Thank you for translating this novel - it's one of my absolute favourites!

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  6. Anonymous · Jun 9, 2018

    I feel like Ink Seeker is slowly starting to become like Shi Shi Sheng, and learning her shameless side bit by bit 😂😂

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  7. Anonymous · Jun 8, 2018

    Adventures of godly shi sheng 😆😆

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  8. Anonymous · Jun 8, 2018

    Lololol bad assees bullying a GM! Lolol it's too funny. He even got ganged up on by the Undermoon gang.

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  9. Anonymous · Jun 8, 2018

    There's this player in the wuxia game I played before called "Age of Wushu Dynasty". His kinda like Shi Sheng who does a gold hack then became top 1 in the server. Sadly this is a real world, he got banned after he got caught.

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  10. Anonymous · Jun 8, 2018

    Hubby!

    Shi sheng so awesomeness and badass!

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  11. mr.tanen · Jun 8, 2018

    with her hacking skills and actual RL cheats this whole arc has indeed been pretty much a walk in the park for shi sheng

    thanks for the chapter!

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  12. Anonymous · Jun 8, 2018

    She is so casually herself, it's wonderful!

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  13. Anonymous · Jun 8, 2018

    Thanks for the chapter!

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  14. MasterP · Jun 8, 2018

    I can see all the bodyguards running at the sight of our couple

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  15. LATI · Jun 8, 2018

    she so evil! hahaha thank you for the chapter

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  16. shelwyn · Jun 8, 2018

    Ah there was a game I used to play called Mabinogi. One of the advanced magic skills ice spear could only be learnt from watching someone cast it. Since it was just released no one could learn it since no one knew the skill so GMs descended and cast the skills at random locations for us.

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    • Wenhui · Translator · Jun 8, 2018

      Sounds interesting!

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    • Pizuya · Jun 8, 2018

      Wow I used to play that!

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      • Anonymous · Jun 10, 2018

        While I used to try to play that! (My connection was s**t at the time lol)

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  17. HavingYuriWithdrawals · Jun 8, 2018

    of course they would join her XDD

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  18. Anonymous · Jun 8, 2018

    I love them 😍

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  19. Anonymous · Jun 7, 2018

    Trolling tools....*sighs*

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  20. SylvrLys · Jun 7, 2018

    Thanks for the chapter (p^ェ^q)

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  21. Klaruza · Jun 7, 2018

    Lol...making the ML and FL angry and speechless are great

    Thanks for the chapter

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  22. GonZ · Jun 7, 2018

    Meatbun Delivery~
    Thank you for the chapter ( ●w●)

    Hahaha.. even a GM cant outstrip Shi Sheng and inky's hacking authority~

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  23. press F for GM66 · Jun 7, 2018

    dude, shi sheng is the best, misleading people XD these not awesome people need to cough blood everyday dealing with shi sheng's antic

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  24. QiQi · Jun 7, 2018

    Thanks for the updates 🐣🐣🐣

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  25. Mioko · Jun 7, 2018

    Eh.....im starting to love the author more n more😕
    She must've been the model herself for creating Shi sheng😂 she only missed that *acting cute* part

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  26. Anonymous · Jun 7, 2018

    Hehehe I'm glad I'm not playing with people like Shi Sheng! Who knows if I'd be unlucky enough to be in the enemy guild? T^T that would make me cry a lot....Then again, with players like Shi Sheng, the server would be really fun! I'm rooting for her!

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  27. OldPasserBy · Jun 7, 2018

    mywaifu . Ty for chap .

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  28. Pan · Jun 7, 2018

    Pityful GM...

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  29. Vieruodis · Jun 7, 2018

    Our Sheng is really ruthless like always

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  30. Hanaru · Jun 7, 2018

    ?_?

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  31. Anonymous · Jun 7, 2018

    XD
    1ST

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  32. Hanaru · Jun 7, 2018

    XD
    HAHAHHQ
    am I first?!?!?

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  33. Ungrateful Camper · Jun 7, 2018

    ʬʬʬʬʬʬʬʬʬʬʬʬʬʬʬʬʬʬꉂꉂ😆

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  34. Nau Kies · Jun 7, 2018

    how do i add votes? sorry, noob speaking...

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  35. RottenNinja · Jun 7, 2018

    Thnks for the chapter! Such a sadistic game, I wanna play too!

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  36. TheBourneConfused · Jun 7, 2018

    Dibs! Dibs! Dibs for the first comment! Mwahahahahaha!

    Shi Sheng you’re so awesome that I can accept any kind of abuse from you!

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  37. kohakusei · Jun 7, 2018

    Hello! Thank you very much for all your hard work translating and uploading chapters! I really enjoy reading it!

    At risk of sounding liking an idiot, I'd still like to ask, if it's for the sake of supporting... How and where do we vote? Please and thank you very much!

    (Also, I don't know if it sent or not, so if this shows up more than once...I'm sorry )

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  38. Kirindas · Jun 7, 2018

    Thanks for the new chapter!

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  39. Athena8_BIP · Jun 7, 2018

    Trolling tools.I'm just saying but Music and Ink Seeker are seriously in Harmony hahaha had to do it just waiting for the melody to follow. Ok, I'm done. Thamks for the chap

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  40. Anonymous · Jun 7, 2018

    This has to be one of the best chapters of this arc😂😂😂

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  41. Mach · Jun 7, 2018

    Welp, didn't expect that one, even the GMs can't contain them, and they like their wild activities.
    And I can guess who was the one who ratted them out (no the FL nor ML ofc). And poor GM, the GMs in the MMOs I played always were sparkly and where extremely hard to kill.

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  42. ReaderWhoLacksSleep · Jun 7, 2018

    Well... Whoever it was that reported them better clean their neck. Just for the power couple to have a good hold when they wring it.

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  43. Pan · Jun 7, 2018

    Poor GM....

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    • Pan · Jun 8, 2018

      Oh. My. Goodness.... I'm first?! Yeah!

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