Along the way, Dong Jing was still massacring people. By the time Shi Sheng finally learned where the exit of The Great Desert was from the bunch of ‘dumb beasts’, Dong Jing had killed nearly every single living thing in The Great Desert.
System had repeatedly warned her about this, but Shi Sheng had long turned a deaf ear to it. ‘If he wants to kill so badly, let him! It’s very immoral to get between someone and their goal, y’know?’
Hence, Shi Sheng chose to allow Dong Jing’s little killing spree in The Great Desert while she headed back to the Heavenly Realm.
‘Why the hell are these dunces following me?!’
“Boss, wait for us! Ow ow ow!”
“Ah ah, don’t push! I’m not going to be able to catch up to her! Boss, wait for us!!!”
“Whoa whoa whoa, I’ve almost caught up! Boss look! I can fly!”
Shi Sheng silently increased her speed, shaking off the group of idiots.
The Heavenly Realm.
“Highgod Qing Guan.” Several minor immortals who caught sight of Shi Sheng immediately bowed in greeting. But their gazes were rather… odd.
Shi Sheng didn’t mind as she continued on her way. But this wasn’t a one-off thing; almost every immortal she came across had the same odd expression when they saw her.
Shi Sheng grew suspicious. ‘Just what happened while I was away? If it’s something to do with me…then it almost definitely has something to do with the leads.’
She reached out to grab a minor immortal who was coincidentally passing by. “What exactly happened while I was gone?”
His expression changed and he couldn’t help but start trembling. “H-High-Highgod… I-I-I…”
“If you can’t even speak a simple sentence, what use are you?” Shi Sheng pretended like she was going to strangle him.
“Ancient God Zi Huan has taken Yue Yao in as his disciple and she’s been promoted to Highlord… she’s also been reinstated as Moon Elder.” Faced with the threat of dying, the minor immortal could only blurt out everything he knew to save himself from this Highgod’s wrath.
Shi Sheng, “…” ‘There’s no such thing as most melodramatic, only more melodramatic…
The life of an FL is simply full of pleasant surprises. Even reflecting at a cliff meant for criminals can get you the attention of an Ancient God and a promotion to Highlord!’
So, what happened basically went like this:
Yue Yao was punished to go to the Reflection Cliff. But while she was there, she met the Ancient God Zi Huan, who had been trapped there by someone.
This Ancient God was seriously powerful! Even more so than Shi Sheng and Cang Lan.
You’d know just from the title of “Ancient God.”
The full title was Ancient Highgod, which was clearly a step up from Highgod—the rank Shi Sheng and Cang Lan were at.
Just how incredible was he? Why, he was the one and only Ancient Highgod currently still alive.
He was from the same generation as Qing Guan’s parents. With the rest of the Ancient Highgods dead, how could he not be the most amazing?
He wasn’t involved much in the original plot, only showing up at the very end when Yue Yao’s true identity was being revealed.
‘So Plot-sama decided to give the FL a new cheat after I(bbb) broke her last one? Plot-sama, you’re going to be struck by lightning for being so wilful!’
“Then what’s with those stares you lot have been giving me?”
‘Even if the FL ended up getting off the hook scot-free, they don’t have to look at me with those weird gazes, do they?’
The minor immortal wanted to cry but had no tears. ‘There are so many people here, why grab me? Why am I so unlucky?’
“Highgod, er, you should…take a look at the Stone of Three Lifetimes for yourself.”
‘Stone of Three Lifetimes? What’s this have to do with that stone?’
But she soon understood why everyone cast such odd glances at her. Shi Sheng had forgotten to retrieve her red string before leaving, so it was still with Yue Yao. The Stone of Three Lifetimes allowed others to see who your red string was tied to.
‘So… Yue Yao abused her authority to tie me to someone?!’
Shi Sheng stormed over to the Stone of Three Lifetimes. The immortal child standing guard over the stone was scared into kneeling and trembled fearfully in front of Shi Sheng’s murderous expression.
Shi Sheng placed her hand on the Stone of Three Lifetimes. It flickered several times before a name appeared on it.
Shi Sheng stared at that name for ten whole seconds, her expression unreadable. Her eyes were as calm as eternally still water with nary a single ripple.
‘Very good, FL-sama. You dared to matchmake me(bbb) with that imbecile who only knows how to kill people, Dong Jing!’
She took her hand off the Stone of Three Lifetimes, drew her sword and brought it crashing down on the Stone of Three Lifetimes without any change in expression.
“Highgod, no!” The immortal child kneeling on the ground exclaimed.
With a swing of her sword, the Stone of Three Lifetimes was split down the middle.
The immortal child stared at the two halves of the Stone of Three Lifetimes in shock. ‘Oh nononono, I’m so dead! The Stone of Three Lifetimes is broken… I’m going to be beaten to death, aren’t I? Definitely beaten to death. Highgod, it’s okay for you to be wilful, but it’s definitely not okay for the rest of us!!!’
Hacking apart the Stone of Three Lifetimes wasn’t nearly enough for Shi Sheng’s anger to subside, so she dragged her sword along as she stormed towards the Moon Elder Hall.
News that Highgod Qing Guan had returned to the Heavenly Realm, hacked apart the Stone of Three Lifetimes in anger, and was currently furiously stalking towards Moon Elder Hall soon spread throughout the Heavenly Realm.
Though…furiously was rather inaccurate. Shi Sheng was actually feeling rather calm.
“Highlord, bad news!” An immortal child servant of Moon Elder Hall anxiously rushed back upon hearing the news of the rampaging Shi Sheng from outside. He urgently reported, “Highgod Qing Guan’s back and is heading here right no—Greetings, Ancient God Zi Huan!”
The immortal child clearly hadn’t expected that Zi Huan would also be here. He had been in such a rush that he’d nearly finished his words before noticing the man standing beside his Highlord. He immediately lowered his head and greeted Zi Huan.
Zi Huan coolly accepted it.
“Master, Highgod Qing Guan is here to cause trouble for me!” Yue Yao pitifully clutched onto Zi Huan’s arm as she spoke nervously, “I really didn’t do it on purpose!”
Zi Huan ruffled Yue Yao’s hair. “Don’t worry. As long as I’m here, no one will dare to touch you.”
“Thank you, Master.” Yue Yao lowered her head, seemingly in embarrassment, which just so happened to mask the triumphant look that flashed across her face.
Shi Sheng could feel a powerful pressure radiating from the Moon Elder Hall before she even got close. ‘This sonovabitch! Think you’re so great cause you’re a rare antique? Fucking using your aura to warn me(bbb) off!’
Shi Sheng tossed several lightning balls at Moon Elder Hall, causing it to instantly turn into rubble. Zi Huan carried Yue Yao out with him as he emerged from the ruins of the Hall.
Shi Sheng was standing in the white jade courtyard right outside the Hall. Her dark green dress fluttered in the wind, making her stand out against the white background.
“Highgod Qing Guan, why have you destroyed the Moon Elder Hall?” Zi Huan bore the demeanour of an Ancient Highgod as waves of pressure pressed down on Shi Sheng.
Shi Sheng frowned as she resisted the oppressive force that was trying to make her to kneel. She arrogantly declared, “I felt like it. What other reason would I need?”
“The Heavenly Realm has its laws! How can you destroy something just because you felt like it?!” Zi Huan raised his voice a few notches and the pressure on Shi Sheng increased as well.
Shi Sheng felt like a thousand gold bars were weighing down on her head. The very air itself continuously suppressed her.
She tried to silently bear with it, but the pressure was too great—so she started tossing her lightning balls again.
The moment the blast rang out, Shi Sheng felt the pressure around her recede.
She sighed heavily. ‘Ancient Highgods really live up to their name. That sort of pressure could kill someone…’
Zi Huan carefully protected Yue Yao and avoided the blast. However, he seemed to have sensed the power of the Heavenly Dao…
Although this power felt different from the one he was familiar with, they were from the same vein, hence there wasn’t much difference.
“You said it yourself that the Heavenly Realm must uphold its laws… So how are you going to bullshit your way past Yue Yao making a match for me of her own accord?” The arrogant woman’s melodious voice sounded from in front of them.
Zi Huan brought Yue Yao out of the area flickering with lightning and landed on a relatively safe spot. “Yue Yao can’t be blamed for this. Since your red string is connected to Dong Jing’s, it means this is fate.”
“Fate?” Shi Sheng scoffed before ridiculing his words, “Are you going to say that she ‘didn’t mean to’ again?”
Zi Huan replied, “It is true that Yue Yao didn’t do this on purpose.”
An update to thank the little angels who donated yesterday~
Little Fairy: Do you recognise that word?
Little Angel(s): No.
Little Fairy: I’ll tell you if you vote.
Little Angel(s): *obediently votes* Done.
Little Fairy: The “郇” in “紫郇” is pronounced “huan”.
Translator: The Huan in Zi Huan is an uncommon character, so most people wouldn’t know how to pronounce it. I didn’t. Every time I re-read, I had to put in through Google Translate to remind me how it was pronounced…
[[ Shi Sheng placed her hand on the Stone of Three Lifetimes. It flickered several times before a name appeared on it.
Shi Sheng stared at that name for ten whole seconds, her expression unreadable. Her eyes were as calm as eternally still water with nary a single ripple.
‘Very good, FL-sama. You dared to matchmake me(bbb) with that imbecile who only knows how to kill people, Dong Jing!’ ]] LOLOLOL. Is Dong Jing really Feng Ci or someone else?? NOT SURE, BUT I WANNA SEE HER NEXT MOVE.
Should've said, oh sorry, didn't mean to ruin the moon hall, wasn't on purpose.
While I prefer Dong Jing to be Feng Ci, a part of me really wanted the ancient Huan to be Feng Ci just so he could regret helping the FL...
Hahaha this is funny, everyone is going crazy on yue yao ~
Goddammit I need to release this pent-up rage I have for the FL
Faq why does the world favour FLs so much QwQ
I cry for Shi Sheng
Thank u for the translations :3
All in favor of obliterating the b*tch's soul, press like
I don't think there's a like option lmao
This' boring. Where's Feng Ci? I swear if Feng Ci is a girl here, I'm skipping this story and waiting for the next (Sorry if I offended any Yuri fans)
oh my god, the anger that I feel towards this FL really makes me question if the authors of the world were on drugs
I really want the mc to kill yuoyao It is irritating to read about her
This yue fucker is really making me mad shi sheng destroy her!!!!!
Ugggghhhh she is soooo FU*CKING ANNOYING!!! Shi sheng! Destroy her!!!!
lol yeah, I can just go kill people and ruin other people's lives if I just say I didn't mean it right?
I'm ready for the chapter where MC gets to teach this yue yao a good lesson.
I caught up yesterday - I really enjoy how funny this story is, it's really refreshing. Is there a new chapters once a week or? thanks for the translation!
Is Yue Yao stupid? she tied the one and only Shi Sheng to another villain! And she still had the guts to feel proud abt it! Lets see how this btch meets her end.
Wow this Yue yuck Yao is annoying me so much that I just had to comment to say how irritating she and her ‘didn’t mean to’es are that they just make me want to strangle someone. Now I know how Shi Sheng feels.
Where's my middle finger emoji?
She didn't mean a lot of things.... tsk, if it happens a lot of times it's already proof that she isn't fit for that position!
As for Dong Jing...... I think that he is the ONE that SS was looking for, just that at the time he had just absorbed a lot of people's power and still hadn't refined it so it covered his essence..... well, that girl will heap what she sow, since that DJ should be stronger than SS and CL, maybe around the ancient's god power?
Thanks for your hard work!!
really digging her own grave, I'd happily just watch her die while watching from the sidelines though
Really hate those people who throw out, [I didnt mean to do it... ] [I was being careless] [It not supposed to be like this ] while pretending to be innocent and royally screwed someone up out of despise...
I whole heartedly agree, they don't realise that it's much worse and more sinful when "they didn't mean to". Sure apologising might make the rage decrease a bit, but does it change anything and the fact that someone's literal once in a lifetime chance was almost wasted? No, so get struck by the heavenly law and burn in hell you happy bitch
I don't know why, but this female lead vexes me more than the past few ever did. My blood pressure is rising *Sigh*
These leads are really cockroaches
Impatiently waiting for more. Cri take my money if you must. Dx I just want more chapters.
Why Yue Yao, When will you disappear!
I really want to destroy this idiot world of novel. Everyone acting like their IQ went offline after meeting the FL. Shi Sheng just destroy all of the world!
Bull fking shit. i call bs officer to arrest this offender.
Does every arc reveals Shi Shengs past, like she was matchmake too??
Will we get explanation about Sheng-ge past?
Yes...but it's the last arc...
OMG... Only the last arc?! How about glimpses? Well there are glimpses of it?
Thank you for answering, btw
WTF?!!! I really hate this bitch!! can't you die already???
anyway thank you for your work!
Goodbye, i'm gonna wait for this arc to finish before reading it again, don't like the feeling of hanging off the cliff it's not great.
and here I was .. thinking that that ancient antique is our dear Feng Ci... really do wonder if he is though.. how I wish so if ever he knows then he will regret it..if he remembers.. or is it Dong jing??
Wut if like the guy who trapped this dumb duck Ancient God is Feng Ci? Lol.
I think this is the worst female lead we've seen so far. Insufferably annoying.
As expected from the master of a one-of-a-kind bich! The master is from the same breed as his disciple
Actually when i was reading this arc in google translate, i can't help to puke, those ml/2nd ml is getting on my nerves, are they srsly ughhhhhhh . Ty for chap .
You know, with how easily she toss out those tribulation lightning balls, I'm wondering just how much does she have? I would like one or two to toss to some.... people... here
GO! i choose you lightning bomb! fry them crisp on outside tender on inside
HMMMMMM Dong Jing is the ML isnt he?!?!?!? The author is teasing us, isn't she?!?!?
i can’t wait until yue yao dies. i’m. going insane with hatred and can’t wait til the next chap
Thank you for the chapter. 😁
Thank you for the chapter~~
And damm that white lotus..
Please someone torture that Yue Yao, it makes me want to vomit whenever she acts so coquettishly 🤮🤮🤮
Sheng ge please find your wifey and face slap these blind leads
Thank you for the chapter ( ●w●)
Pikachu used thunderbolt!
Ugh this cliffs seems especially cruel this time, fortunately I have things to do this weekend so I can be slightly distracted for a bit...
...I want to read the next chapter so bad...
Holy crap, however sorry I felt for the FL of the previous is how much i absolutely LOATHE the FL of this world. Making mistakes after mistakes and not owning up to them. She piss me off. I would absolutely go berserk if I was Shi Sheng.
I swear!! This chapters ending irritates my spirit.
It wasn't a mistake this time ah. She planned it.
I can’t stand this kind of FL the most, especially with our most handsome, heroic, and gorgeous goddess Shi Sheng here the difference is amazing~!!!
I’m glad she’s just in one arc cause I dropped plenty of books bc of unkillable characters that *ahem* muthafreaking strike again and the main character lets them escape again…
Of course Sheng Sheng (and other MCs) don’t want to let them escape, my patience for such novels aren’t unlimited
Ikr! Demonic King is the number 1 example of unkillable cockroach characters
Thanks for the chapter! Could someone please tie the FL’s red string to a hippo’s? And the say they didn’t mean to?
How about tying her red string around her neck, really fucking tight, then say it wasn’t on purpose?
Thanks for the new chapter!
I have a feeling this arc doesn't have Feng Ci. Most likely there won't be a happy ending for every arc
Ahhhhh! I soo wanna this sonovabich Yue Yao and Zi Huan. Who they think they are to mess around with our Almighty Shi Sheng. The heavens have laws and must abide by them?!? Hypocrites! So then y’all dead pig don’t have to abide by the laws of heaven, think ya so high and almighty when you can only love once in one world? Ugh, So wanna murder and...(gruesome actions)
This Highgod I don't if he is just stupid or simply just dumb.... Oh well, same difference... Go Shi Sheng, go and wreck havoc.
"Didn't mean to?"
Oooh.... She totally did that on purpose!
I can't wait to see our amazing Shi Sheng kick their butts!
Arggggghhhhhhhhh! JUST SLAUGHTER EVERYBODY SHI SHENG! I NEED YOU TO FIND FENG CI
CAN I FUC KING STRANGLE THAT LIL B ITCH O GOD I SOOOO AHXJDBWJSJFKS
The enemy FL this time really rustles my jimmies.
That protagonist. Ugh. "Didn't mean to" is just the worse excuse used again and again. Shi Sheng please teach her.
Thank you for the new chapter.
indeed.. she is a fake white lotus .. she makes plastic to decomposed in a second
I really love to make Yue Yao into god procupine by soting arrows
Omg please tell me he's not Feng Ci. I'm going to be so pissed if this dumbass is. Thanks for the chapter!
well, I wish he is... and he will regret doing it to our Sheng-ge
This FL... Sheng-ge going to make her life worse than deepest hell. Not even this so called ancient God going able to help her.
...Oh wow. Can I destroy these stupid idiots along with Plot-baka? Jeez, such thick armor. F*ck off, Ancient God, you're just as unreasonable as the broken characters. Really makes me wanna kill them.
Thanks for the chappie!~
I like it... Plot-Baka
An even more troublesome cannon fodder arrives *claps*